March 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
February 2012
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via valjeans)
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I don't know about ya'll but I think my new...
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crema-torium:
The Oscars should win a Gary Oldman.
true.
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I like to put in random hash tags in all of my...
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wants to get a kermit the frog tattoo on his chest...
Win all the Oscars you can folks....
Peter Jackson is back with The Hobbit next year.
It’s already over.
Watchmarinarasauce182:
mattrice92:
“Let’s LEAVE!”
Can’t remember during which song Mattrice said this after a drum feature. Memoriez.
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